White House Official Says “UFOs” Are Actually Just Used Car Lot Balloons

Yes, really.

White House Homeland Security Adviser Liz Sherwood-Randall explained that the flying objects that have been spotted over North America are most likely car lot balloons or aircrafts from commercial enterprises.

In a call to governors, she shut down theories of aliens, stating “There are no UFOs. This is not an invasion of the aliens. I mean it’s funny, but it’s not funny, because people are communicating this on platforms that are widely viewed, and it’s creating fear that is unnecessary.” 

She continued that “it’s true that there are things that are being identified that don’t resemble anything else, that largely don’t present a threat, and we have to figure out what to do about them. And it turns out, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of them.”

So, we’re just now finding that out?

Interesting.